Limerick:
There once was an elephant named Jay
Who oddly, ate only hay
He got a divorce
And married a horse
And now they live happily with children today!
Humorous Epitaphs:
Here I lie 6 ft under
How I got here it's no wonder
I was having some fun, I'm not a stalker
But I stole and old lady's tennis ball walker
She took her purse and beat me down
So now I lie here underground
Here's a few:
Hungry for anything that comes it's way
it eats it all with ease.
Change, food-especially remotes
pencils, papers, and keys.
You can never trust this mysterious thing.
I guaruntee, I vouch
that everytime you sit on it
you can never trust your couch! *Vouch-Promise (I looked for words that rhymed
with couch and this was in there!)
God made the stars to give us something to reach for.
A burning red flame
Taking over the trees
Autumn's red leaves fall
The sun boasting it's rays
on every branch's leaves,
every meadow's blade of grass,
every glittering cloud
showing the world
what marvelous things
God has created
"Supper was delicious!" I said to her
As my stomach began to curl
I made her think she was a good cook-
but really- I wanted to hurl!
That's all for now!
